emilianadarling:

 #i missed the previous exchange on my first watch #and i though steve just handed people money sometimes #you know like grandparents do and stuff

OH MY GOD

i don’t think I can ever scroll past that tag without reblogging

(Quelle: peelace)

it pisses me off when I plan a conversation in my head and the other person doesn’t follow the damn script

(Quelle: precumming)


have some derek porn


themortalinstrumentswiki:

weliveandbreathewords:

I can’t.

TMI. Yes.

Just as a flower does not choose its color, we are not responsible for what we have come to be. Only once you realize this do you become free.
Stoker (2013)

The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones

meggannn:

i used to be so picky about what i post and reblog but it’s just slowly deteriorated into a state of “why not”


(Quelle: bensaffleck)

poshxspice:

subject13fringe:

montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

❤

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today on satan makes a blog post


(Quelle: weliveandbreathewords)